Another one for the books

According to Eddie if your initials are KFC you get free chicken every day from Kentucky Fried Chicken. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that a ten year old boy believes this story or that a ten year old girl feels it necessary to try and wow her friends with this cockamamie tale. Do you think she flutters her eyelashes at him and he falls under her spell, or is he just gullible? Regardless, have pity on his parents .... it's a long road they're on!